My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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