I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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