Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
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We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
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I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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