"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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