He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
my dad came in to wish me a happy birthday and found me passed out in my underwear with the lights on and a plate of meat on the bed. i bet he was proud to have contributed to my creation in that moment.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
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his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
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I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
We're too hungover to prance.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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