dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
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