I want to stick my p in your. b.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
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"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
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dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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