how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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