i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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