The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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