me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
I did not marry a roomba.
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