addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
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Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
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It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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