it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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