at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Dick very happy bro
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Randomize
