have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
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