drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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