Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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