Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
