why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
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