Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
then he tried to convert me to islam
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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