There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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