I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
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He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
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If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Your penis caused this!
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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