I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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