The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
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It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
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We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
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