i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
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Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
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Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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