What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
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