I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
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Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
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Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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