I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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