can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
So squirting runs in the family.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
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