hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
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just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
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My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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