who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
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