The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
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