I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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