Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
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i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
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well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
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