So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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