I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
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