i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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