if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Liz is crying about burritos again.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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