id be glad to
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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