I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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