walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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