yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
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quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
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One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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