Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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