I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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