Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
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You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
It's shark week go big or go home
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I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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