If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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