Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
How does one acquire holy water?
Randomize
