Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
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The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
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It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
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