My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
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