Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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