its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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