ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
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I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
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I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
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There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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