At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
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There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
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Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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