The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
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it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
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He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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