I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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